Martha Stewart’s Accomplice:

This strikes me as important news I should have commented on earlier:

NBC said [last] Tuesday it would broadcast an additional version of the hit reality show "The Apprentice" featuring Martha Stewart as host . . .

[T]he format of the show will be tailored to Stewart's personality and brand identity, according to the network.

Hmm. There must be at least several dozen jokes lurking in that last sentence. But I'll resist the temptation to exploit them and leave it to you and your conscience, dear reader, to ponder the question posed in an advertisement for the show: "Do you have what it takes to be Martha Stewart's apprentice?"